June 29, 2010

Kate & Jack

[thank you]

Vinnie, thank you for being my best man. You're a great accountant, no matter what any judge or jury says. Just keep believing in yourself and all of your dreams will come true.

Mom and Dad, you've always been there for me. I hope that I make you proud and happy that you have a son like me.

Sugarbeet, you are like a dream to me. A dream of sunshine. You are like a vegetable made out of sugar...so sweet and yummy but still good for me because you're a vegetable. I can't wait to have 18 kids with you because children are a true joy and the tax write-offs will be off the hook!

I would also like to thank all the people behind the scenes who made this happen. Specifically, the management of the Dairy Queen on the corner of 5th and Oak who shut down business for 45 minutes so that we could have our wedding ceremony in the comfort of their facility. Thank you also for giving us a 10% quantity discount on the Blizzards.

***not a wink of this story is true***